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  Love is in the Air……No Seriously, Its IN the Air! Aaaaaahhhh, the birds are chirping, the bees are about, love is in the air! No really, love is really in the air. A new study conducted by the Prestigious Society of Obscure Sciences has found that love is indeed found in the air! Professor Ramon Noodal explains, “Apparently, love is actually a type of pollen found in the air. Read More

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Do you know any insufferable pains in the butt? Ever wanted them to just shut their fat faces instead of wasting our time rambling on aimlessly? Well, now you can make them! By simply having them take two pills a day, you and your annoying relation can get along without any fights or arguments! For the unbelievably low price of $19.99, plus shipping and handling, you can have this remarkable product! Bottle contains 40 pills, so don’t be afraid to use them once in a while!

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Happy Bull Shit (Valentines) Day! More new things will be added soon and expect a comedy night next month at Eleanor Roosevelt High School. 

 

 

 

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